Chapter 467 Super Fertilizer!!

e happily again.Hao Ren wiped a thread of drool from his mouth and followed her down. Only now did he realize they had arrived in the mountains."Where is this" Hao Ren asked."Green Rock Mountain," Zha...Chapter 467: Super Fertilizer!!

Hmm... hmm... Little White landed on the ground with its hind legs and supported itself in a half-sitting posture, emitting muffled grunting sounds.

"Little White, come on!" Zhao Yanzi clenched her fists tightly and couldn't help but cheer him on.

Little White looked at her innocently before furrowing its brows again. Bowing to nature and feeling happy are necessary for defecation, but being watched by so many beautiful ladies and even having Hao Ren staring at it made Little White feel unable to get into the right state of mind.

To treat him as a mount was bad enough; why did they also have to manage his bowel movements... A cool breeze from the sea blew over, causing Little White's bottom to shiver.

"It seems it won't work. Let's give Little White something to eat." Xie Yujia took out three Soul Dissolving Pills from her bracelet and placed them in front of him.

Seeing the spirit pills, Little White's previously worried expression instantly brightened up; he stuck out his red tongue and rolled them away from Xie Yujia's palm.

After swallowing the spirit pill, Little White indeed gained some inspiration. His bottom moved a bit, and plop! A small clump of classic-shaped golden poop was dropped.

"Eh Why is there no stench" Zhao Yanzi found it strange and almost went to smell it.

Hao Ren quickly stretched out his hand to stop her. Whether fragrant or malodorous, it's still excrement... However, the smell was indeed quite pleasant... This revolving object of classic shape emitting a fragrant scent covered the pot containing cactus temporarily without causing any changes to the cactus.

Hao Ren put the flowerpot back in its original place and lifted up Little White who had exhausted himself from defecating. He went into his room to find a tissue and wiped its bottom before putting it down on the ground.

Little White instantly became lively again, pouncing towards Zhao Yanzi.

Zhao Yanzi quickly dodged; how could she hug him right after he just defecated

Little White then pounced towards Xie Yujia. Xie Yujia with wide eyes also hurriedly moved away half a meter. Seeing that the two of them ignored it, Little White flew toward Lu L琳琳 and 陸莉莉.

The Lu sisters were especially meticulous about cleanliness; they screamed twice and blocked off its front paws.

Little White still wasn't satisfied, wagging its bottom one after another as it pounced towards them. Having almost exhausted itself from defecating, it needed some comfort... The four girls' screams echoed in Hao Ren's room. Grandma sitting on the sofa watching TV downstairs looked up toward Hao Ren’s upstairs direction and shook her head with a smile again.

Soon, the four girls ran out of Hao Ren's room, and Little White chased after them; they scattered even more.

The essence of Little White was that of a lion but never had a heart like one. Its playful nature was too heavy; the more they ran, the harder it chased after them, causing chaos in Hao Ren’s home.

Grandma remained seated steadily on the sofa and smiled happily at the girls running around crazily in the living room.

Nightfall.

Hao Ren sat cross-legged on his bed quietly practicing Swordlight Reflection Technique. Since he had taken the medicine given by Qingfeng Hermit, his cultivation progress was not as fast as before.

Of course, Hao Ren knew that this was due to his meridians becoming more solid inside; if he continued cultivating in the old way with a single-minded focus on breaking through, the dark injuries within his body would become increasingly numerous. When it reaches a point of collapse, even Nine-stage Golden Dan wouldn't be able to save him.

Hao Ren was busy with worldly matters in life but never dared to slack off when cultivating because this not only concerned himself but also Zhao Yanzi’s future safety.

Grandma enabled Zhao Yanzi to practice human cultivators' techniques, making her body stronger. Essentially, Zhao Yanzi was still a dragon cultivator, and the problem of losing her dragon pearl had yet to be resolved.

Spirit energy flowed in threads around Hao Ren; the sword lights circling him made his room colorful. Hundreds of needle-like sword qi, akin to fish schools deep in the ocean, circled him round and round.

Swish swish... Hundreds of colored needles went out from windows’縫隙 and flew high into the clouds.

Hao Ren kept his eyes closed, staying inside the room.

Yet he could sense the vast ocean at night and the ethereal void!

The hundreds of delicate sword qi scattered in the heavens and earth, absorbing the energies of heaven and earth strand by strand.

Rain started falling on the sea surface.

The black clouds were very low to the sea; rumbles of thunder rolled around. The needles floating between heaven and earth hummed as they absorbed lightning energy.

Break.

Sitting in his room, Hao Ren closed his eyes and softly called out.

Bang... Dozens of meters high waves erupted on the sea surface; hundreds of golden needles formed a dragon shape, spinning toward the clouds from the sea surface.

Swish-swish-swish... Hundreds of golden needles scattered into the clouds, directly absorbing all the latent lightning power and dispersing the black clouds!

Zip-zip-zip... Hundreds of golden needles pierced into the sea surface.

In an instant, there was complete silence in the world.

The Two Dragons Emerges from Water Formation!

Hao Ren controlled his movements with his mind.

Bang!

320 sword beams formed into two groups and rose up from underwater.

Hao Ren's villa was right next to the sea. In this late night, when the sword beams flew for thousands of meters, Hao Ren could just start practicing his sword formation.

The two majestic sword qi entered the high sky before transforming into fine needles and passing through several thousand meters in space, zipping back into Hao Ren's room.

Click.

Hao Ren's dragon pill finally opened another aperture.

The essence energy absorbed from heaven and earth and lightning power taken from the clouds nourished Hao Ren’s body.

The Sword Shadows of Separating Light could both cultivate chaotic lightning techniques as well as form a body outside one's self. It was indeed domineering.

Five Elements Cultivation required five times more essence energy than single-element cultivation, but the power it could unleash would also be five times greater.

Xie Yujia’s Five Elemental Life and Death Talisman likewise conformed to the numbers of the Five Elements. Essentially, it too was a form of Five Elements Cultivation that did not rely on cultivating the elements themselves. There were deeper differences between Yin and Yang—life and death—that could almost plunder heaven and earth's qi luck. It was even more domineering than Hao Ren’s Sword Shadows of Separating Light.

What kind of scene would be formed if millions of sword beams and talismans were combined... As he adjusted his body, Hao Ren secretly thought about this.

However, Xie Yujia was also a constitutionally weak person with mixed Five Elements. That’s why the old woman had taught her to use life and death talismans. If she was like Zhao Yanzi, even if she discarded the dragon pill, she would have been born with innate water element spiritual roots; it wouldn’t be as strenuous for her to cultivate as it is for Xie Yujia. But at the same time, she wouldn't be able to use life and death talismans.

For Xie Yujia to refine to a point where she could cast thousands of talismans would require a lot more effort… The needle-like sword beams turned into soft light spots and scattered within the room. Hao Ren carefully nurtured that newly opened dragon aperture; he no longer dared to try opening apertures as fiercely as before—preferring to spend extra time slowly consolidating his realm rather than forcibly breaking through.

If the dragon pill shattered, it would be best if, like Zhao Yanzi’s uncle, all of her cultivation was destroyed. At worst, it could sever all the meridians and cause immediate death.

Hao Ren didn’t have Zhao Kuo’s talent to cultivate again after a broken dragon pill and reach his original realm once more. He certainly couldn’t compare with Su Han, an abnormally talented cultivator.

The most crucial thing was that if the dragon pill shattered, Zhao Yanzi's life would be in danger. Hao Ren's cautious cultivation was for himself as well as her!

Dawn slowly approached; after spitting out his last breath of turbid qi and refining the Sword Shadows of Separating Light 72 times, Hao Ren slowly opened his eyes.

The dawn light had already seeped through the window… Eh

“Sh*t!”

Hao Ren couldn’t help but exclaim.

The thick cacti outside the windows had climbed up to the roof; Hao Ren’s room seemed like it was built in the Amazon rainforest!

Hao Ren quickly stood and struggled to open the door to the balcony, seeing that the whole balcony had been completely taken over by the cacti!

These cacti on the balcony were as if they’d grown for hundreds of years; they were big and thick with numerous straight stems that almost caused the balcony to collapse!

"Damn!"

Hao Ren never expected the cacti on his balcony to grow like this overnight. Before Xiaobai had pooped, the potted ornamental plant was only half a palm in size!

Going by this trend, these cacti would continue their frenzied growth and wouldn’t need two or three days before they swallowed up Hao Ren’s seaside villa!

The sky started to brighten; the cacti on the balcony were also growing explosively fast and parts of them were going to fall from the balcony soon. In a hurry, Hao Ren shot out 16 sword qi beams that chopped off all the cacti roots on the balcony.

Since cactus wasn’t special spirit wood, ordinary swords could easily cleave through them; let alone Hao Ren’s controllable sword beams.

The 16 sword beams swept across the base of the cacti and Hao Ren used his wood element spiritual energy to protect his hands as he picked up the thorny cacti.

The roots of the cactus, which originally grew in a small pot, now have grown to two meters thick. Hao Ren picked up this gigantic cactus and flew toward the sea.

If Grandma saw such a huge cactus, she would be terrified!

Boom!

The cactus tossed into the sea raised waves one meter high.

The cactus as big as an apartment balcony floated on the surface of the sea without sinking. Hao Ren was slightly apprehensive; he feared that the cactus might continue to grow. He controlled sixteen sword beams and instantly chopped the cactus into pieces.

In just one night, a small cactus palm could burst to fill an entire balcony. The poop squeezed out of Xiao Bai’s butt had extraordinary effects.

Such a huge cactus would certainly be made into a research project by his father… Hao Ren stirred the sea again with his sword beams until all pieces of the floating cactus were destroyed before he could relax and return to the balcony of his villa.

The other flower pots on the balcony had been crushed under the weight of the cactus, while the flowers and plants were smothered by it. Hao Ren saw cracks in the cement railing of the balcony, which proved how powerful the expansion force of the cactus was.

Knock knock… A knocking sound rang at his door. Hao Ren opened the door to see Xie Yujia in a lightweight nightgown.

"I’m helping Grandma prepare breakfast and just remembered what happened to the cactus yesterday," said Xie Yujia with a gentle smile.

She wore a pink apron around her waist, giving off an air of both laziness and diligence.

Hastily crossing Hao Ren’s room, she went out onto the balcony to check on it.

"Where is the cactus" Upon reaching the balcony, Xie Yujia asked anxiously when she didn’t see the cactus.

"Look at what’s on the ground," said Hao Ren.

Xie Yujia widened her eyes and noticed that the entire balcony was covered with cactus spines.

Each spine was as long as a middle finger, which could give an idea of how big the cactus had become!

Picking up a yellow spine at random, she tried to snap it but couldn’t break it. The spines were thicker and harder than even the coarsest needles used for sewing clothes in her home.

"Where is the cactus" Xie Yujia asked again with wide-eyed curiosity.

She blinked, still looking cute and adorable.

"Would you want a cactus bigger than an apartment balcony to be kept here" Hao Ren retorted.

Xie Yujia’s lips parted as her eyes widened in shock. She now understood how huge the cactus had become from being planted in such a tiny pot!

"Because it was too big, I feared that it would scare Grandma, so I chopped and threw it into the sea before you could come to look at it," Hao Ren explained.

“Oh…” Xie Yujia nodded understandingly as her eyes shone with interest. “Xiao Bai’s poop has such strong effects; we should definitely collect it in future.”

"Uh…" Hao Ren didn’t know how to respond.

Xie Yujia was a girl, so he couldn’t ask her to do that job. Lu Jias’ sisters and Zhao Yanzi were the only other people who might come into contact with Xiao Bai… Hao Ren thought about it and felt rather tragic as he realized that this task seemed to fall on him alone. The thought of having to follow Xiao Bai around and constantly pick up its droppings made his life seem like a tragedy.

“The medicinal herbs in the Mystic Peak have low years, but if we had some of Xiao Bai’s poop as an ingredient, it would greatly enhance the efficacy of our elixirs,” said Xie Yujia with great anticipation and joy.

"Yujia!" Grandma called out from downstairs.

“I’m coming!” Xie Yujia skipped happily out of Hao Ren’s room, down the stairs.

Hao Ren patted his face vigorously before following her down the stairs.

"What tea did you give me yesterday I slept well and feel full of energy today!" Grandma asked with a beaming red face as she held a ceramic cup of tea.

“It’s some kind of herb given to me by someone. Its name, I don’t know, but it makes for a nice drink,” said Xie Yujia softly as she supported her grandmother.

Hao Ren stretched his neck out of curiosity and peered into the cup. He saw a short piece of red wood-like substance floating inside the tea.

It was a thousand-year-old blood ginseng from Jade Emperor Mountain!

Hao Ren guessed that it must have been cut off one of the six pieces of blood ginseng Xie Yujia had received as a gift for her efforts to make reviving pills.

Since making these elixirs was so important, the value of those six pieces of blood ginseng from Jade Emperor Mountain could be unimaginable!

This kind of thing, if placed in ancient times, would be something even the most revered emperor couldn't touch! Here with Grandma, it's simply a simple tea ingredient to prolong life!

Hao Ren's conjecture wasn't wrong. A thousand-year-old blood ginseng was worth base-building cultivators or even core-forming cultivators fighting over, causing rivers of blood—this is something that could greatly enhance spiritual energy growth!

"The taste is quite fragrant." Grandma smiled contentedly and took another small sip.

Grandma, you are more revered than an emperor! Hao Ren thought silently to himself.

"I still have a few pieces here. One little section can last for a week. Once it's finished, I'll cut another piece for you." Xie Yujia said with a smile.

"Good, good, very good!" Grandma held the teacup and nodded repeatedly.

With Grandma drinking like this, these thousand-year-old blood ginsengs wouldn't last long. For an ordinary person to use up several mature blood ginsengs would make cultivators above the fifth layer of heaven feel heartache, while it might shock the Dragon King of Mercy Cloud at Jade Emperor Mountain to death.

But Xie Yujia didn't mind; as long as Grandma's body was good, using up a few precious spirit herbs wouldn't matter. Especially this blood ginseng, she had asked Zhen Congming and learned that ordinary people could drink it by brewing tea, although the effectiveness would be reduced by a thousand times.

"You still have exams next week; don't delay them. Focus on your review. Grandma will cook for you." Grandma removed Xie Yujia's apron from her waist and patted her lovingly to persuade her.

"Mm... Okay!" Xie Yujia smiled sweetly, ran into her room, and brought out her study materials.

Seeing the two of them getting along like grandmother and granddaughter, Hao Ren shook his head in感慨。

No matter what else, Xie Yujia was very filial to Grandma. And Hao Ren liked her best for being well-educated, gentle, and virtuous.

As long as Grandma's body is healthy, picking Xiao Bai's poop doesn't matter; the spirit grass can keep Grandma healthy!

A short time later, Lu Linlin and Lu Lili came out of their upstairs rooms with yawns. Hao Zhonghua and Yue Yang had gone to a provincial conference this weekend and weren't at home, so their empty room was given to Lu Linlin and Lu Lili.

Hao Ren thought carefully; the reason why the Lu sisters come over may be mainly for Grandma's company rather than just eating and drinking here.

The two of them were also very good to Grandma.

Clearly, they had a sense of staying over the weekend. They not only brought twin cartoon-patterned pajamas but also their exam review materials.

In this rainy season, it started drizzling again outside.

This kind of rain didn't create a melancholy atmosphere; instead, it made the villa feel warm and cozy.

The four of them sat around a small round table with a view through large floor-to-ceiling windows to the sea in the rain. Various notes, materials, and textbooks were spread out on the table, creating a very studious atmosphere.

Zhao Yanzǐ, her eyes half-asleep, came out of Grandma's room. She put on small slippers and descended the stairs. Then she looked over Hao Ren et al.'s review situation but felt somewhat depressed as she couldn't understand those books.

At the end of the day, there was a generation gap between her and Hao Ren... But her depression didn't last long; soon enough, she picked up an apron to wear around her waist and went with Grandma to the kitchen to make tangyuan—her final exams were already over while Hao Ren still needed to study hard. Thinking about this made her happy again—hum hum, stinky uncle, let's see how many courses you fail!

In the afternoon, Zhen Congming stretched and came out of his room. The elementary school finals were a piece of cake for him.

Xiao Bai followed close behind Zhen Congming, bouncing around—no finals for it.

Even without Hao Ren's parents here by the seaside villa, it was still bustling and warm... Donghai University’s final exams took place during a week-long rainy season.

Hao Ren prepared thoroughly and wasn't afraid at all.

"Man! Hao Brother! Ren Brother! You've become an exam god!" Zhou Liren followed closely behind Hao Ren as they left the classroom after their last final.

During these days' exams, Hao Ren always finished in half of the allotted time. Since almost all his classes were with Hao Ren, he ended up taking finals together and was able to copy questions by peeking over Hao Ren's shoulder—whether he could see clearly was Zhou Liren's problem.

Hao Ren's amazing performance on exams left Zhou Liren in awe.

They walked out of Building D as the skies cleared up outside.

Su Han, wearing a gem blue sundress, stood outside and waited for Hao Ren.

(To be continued)ess and numbness in their abdomens for a while, unable to summon any essence energy as if all their power was temporarily sealed.The Chaos Lightning cultivation could break through the Five Elements o...